Let go of your hate.ĭarth Vader: The Turkey Dinner will be completed on schedule. Search your gravy, Father, you can't do this. You don't know the *power* of the Stuffing, I *must* obey my master. If you put him in there it might kill him. Lord Vader, we only use this facility for turkey frying. Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too close to Grandmother's House. Anger, fear, aggression the dark side of the Stuffing are they.Įcho Station 3-T-8, we have spotted Saugage Stuffing. I mean you no harm.Ī Jedi's strength flows from the Stuffing.īut beware of the dark meat. Now, release your cranberries.Īway put your drumstick. And I thought turkeys smelled bad on the outside. It'll keep you warm until I get the shelter up. The Stuffing is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet. Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Turkey. Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. Vader: What is thy bidding, my master? Emperor: There is a great disturbance in the Stuffing. For my ally is the Stuffing, and a powerful ally it is. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? And well you should not. Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a Thanksgiving Buffet is approximately 3,720 to 1. Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with the Stuffing as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Turkeys. These aren't the drumsticks you're looking for. Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's drumstick.Ĭ-3PO: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of gravy.Ĭ-3PO: I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the turkey win. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good drumstick at your side, kid. It's an energy field created by all living things. The Stuffing is what gives a Jedi his power. Traveling through hyperspace ain't like whipping potatoes, boy! I used to bullseye turkeys in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters. Uh, we had a slight carving knife malfunction I want to learn the ways of the stuffing and become a Jedi like my father. Not as clumsy or random as a blasterįor over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of stuffing & potatoes in the Old Republic You would prefer another turkey, a military turkey? Then name the system! I find your lack of drumsticks disturbing. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Stuffing. We have an emergency alert in detention block AA-23. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that turkey to Anchorhead and have it's memory erased. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of turkeys cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. May the Fork Be With YouĪ long time ago in a dining room far, far away. I have been posting on Twitter, Facebook, and Google+ all day. I have been a very active participant and supporter of Star Wars Thanksgiving, a social media event in which we take average Star Wars quotes and make them more awesome by using Thanksgiving related themes.
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